Smile for the Day--Geography of a Woman

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Smile for the Day--Geography of a Woman

Postby CurlyQfromLI » Thu Jul 30, 2009 7:49 am

Once again, Sorry guys..!!
Annie :D

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half
discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe , well
developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging
but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with
a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been
through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of
business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada ,
self-preserving but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet , wildly beautiful, with a
mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an
adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran , ruled by nuts....

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Re: Smile for the Day--Geography of a Woman

Postby Bonnie » Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:11 am

That's hilarious! :lol:
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Re: Smile for the Day--Geography of a Woman

Postby MartinG » Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:52 am

CurlyQfromLI wrote:Once again, Sorry guys..!!
Annie :D

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half
discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe , well
developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging
but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with
a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been
through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of
business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada ,
self-preserving but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet , wildly beautiful, with a
mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an
adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran , ruled by nuts....


So where do Karlarado mountains fit into all this then, Claudia ?! :? :lol:
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Re: Smile for the Day--Geography of a Woman

Postby Cardinals » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:37 am

What about after 70 ?
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Re: Smile for the Day--Geography of a Woman

Postby TonySTL » Thu Jul 30, 2009 1:36 pm

Cardinals wrote:What about after 70 ?



Maybe Atlantis? Sunken, wet all of the time and not even sure what happened?

and to be a little ornery


Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - planning where she will find her next diamond


Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe - - not understanding sports...Yeah, they use their feet to hit the ball...but it SOCCER, not Football! In football only two players use their feet! duh!


Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain - Now that you mention it, the Holiday shopping season does kind of remind me of the running of the bulls...lots of men running and getting trampled! <I hope my wife doesn't read this...sweat> <smile>

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece - Yep, the structures are still there but not what they once were...(why am I doing this...I should hit delete!)


Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain - My own dear wife is in this category and the Great part made me think of her immediately! (too late, but nice try!)

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - You mean ALL of her neighbors wish she didn't exist? They are all just jealous of her beautiful gardens!


Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada - Most of her greatest assets have went south (at this point, I'm dead and now I have a country mad at me...thanks Annie)


After 70, she becomes Tibet - everyone says she's full of wisdom but nobody can understand what the hell she's talking about!

(see what happens when the mainframe goes down and I have some time on my hands!)
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