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And then there was this.
John said: Doctor, you were right when you said you’d have me on my feet and walking in no time.
The doctor said: That’s good John; when did you start walking?
John said: When I got your bill doctor, I had to sell my car to pay it.
"What, you get a free bowl of soup with that hat? Hey, looks good on you though."