I'm gonna steal RedRiverPatrol's line: Happy Birthday from the great desert southwest!!! Specifically, the KOA in Holbrook, AZ...some 45 miles or so east of Winslow, where all the flatbed trucks are, I guess.
Don't be too harsh on Suzie...she can't help it if she can't keep a secret.
(And yes, I'll pick you up at the Denver airport if you feel spontaneous.)